Magic Mike is the most frequently watched Blu-ray in your apartment.
Your main reason to use emojis is to express your disappointment in dicks.
You talk in your sleep, but it’s just the one sentence.
Your patronus is the Notorious R.B.G.
#BanMen in the Supreme Court, #BanMen everywhere.
Your favorite karaoke song is ***Flawless because you don’t have to sing well, you can epicly monologue Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie’s interlude.