I love having no intimacy and human touch and who needs kisses and cuddling haha this is amazing I haven’t had sex in 6 months woo go me.
You never have to care about shaving.
Ha ha ha imagine. Imagine not ever shaving, wow. Because you needn’t rub your legs against another warm, loving human body at night, and that feels great, right? You won’t have to do it! 🙂
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Also, no spending on two meals in a fancy restaurant.
Who the fuck wants to share their food and have a lovely evening, AMIRITE, guys?
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No real life interaction, as a matter of fact.
It’s only long ass phone bills, chill the fuck out lol.
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And about privacy… Privacy is the best. You don’t have anyone interfering in the things you do.
Like, you know, interfering in your life with a surprise gift or a hug or something? Ew.
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